Paranoid Subs Survival Schedule
Monday:
- 6:00 AM: Wake up, panic.
- 7:00 AM: Check for alien invasions, robot uprisings, or other catastrophic events.
- 8:00 AM: Eat 3 bowls of oatmeal to prepare for impending doom.
Wednesday:
- 10:00 AM: Call your mom and pretend to be in a witness protection program.
- 12:00 PM: Eat a lunch of only canned goods, for maximum survivalist efficiency.
- 3:00 PM: Practice your "I'm okay, I'm fine" face for when you encounter the apocalypse.
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